There's Zuma's penis again!

A South African newspaper cartoon depicting President Jacob Zuma as a penis drew condemnation Friday from the ruling ANC just weeks after furore over a painting which exposed his genitals. Top cartoonist Zapiro's latest drawing in the independent Mail & Guardian shows Zuma in the shape of an erect penis with a shower head hanging abov...and looking at himself in a mirror at an art gallery. "We find it unacceptable and shocking after the harsh experiences that South Africa, the president and his family have experienced a few weeks ago that Zapiro and the Mail and Guardian will find it appropriate to continue with the insults and hurt the president..." the ANC said in a statement. Scathing but humorous Zapiro's cartoon makes clear reference to the painting of Zumba by satirical artist Brett Murray which ruffled feathers in April when it went on show in a Johannesburg gallery. The cartoonist defended his work as "scathing but humorous". "It's also serious commentary about a seriously flawed, hypocritical leader," his office told Sapa news agency in a statement. The African National Congress last month dropped a legal bid to ban the painting depicting Zuma in a Vladimir Lenin pose with his genitals exposed, after the Johannesburg gallery agreed to permanently take down the work. 'Dick' limerick But Zapiro's cartoon revived the debate with a limerick which referred to the president's sex life and called him a "dick". It was published in the wake of a forum this week aimed at the creation of a national social cohesion dialogue among the country's divided race groups, 18 years after the end of apartheid. The ANC said it had hoped that the forum, which drew some 3,000 delegates including Zuma and opposition DA leader Helen Zille, "would have assisted the like of Zapiro and his ilke to appreciate that as South Africans we need to respect each other immaterial of the positions we hold in society". But Zapiro branded the meeting an attempt to "encourage conformity rather than real diversity". Dissident views "Dissident views are essential for real change. Irreverence toward leaders who take themselves too seriously is a vital part of democracy." Government spokesman Jimmy Manyi called the cartoon a "defamatory attack" on Zuma, and called for it to be removed, Sapa reported. It was also condemned by the ANC Women's League and the National Union of Metalworkers of SA (Numsa). Zuma's sex life often hits the headlines. In April the polygamist married his fourth wife. The 70-year-old has 21 children, several out of wedlock. A court found him not guilty of raping an HIV-positive woman in 2006. He said he took a shower shortly after unprotected sex with the woman. Zapiro's cartoon can be found online.

Pastor runs mad while praying for mad man [Photo]

Scene of the mad man and the pastor, at Oke-Ado, Ibadan, Oyo State, on Thursday. Photo: Seye Adeniyi PEOPLE living at Oke-Ado area of Ibadan, Oyo State, as well as shop owners and automobile dealers along Molete road in the town, on Thursday, watched a drama involving a pastor and a mad man. The pastor, whose name is Timothy, according to an eyewitness, got to Ososami junctions of Oke-Ado around 5.20 p.m and went to meet the mentally-deranged man, popularly known as Tunde, who was sitting in front of a building in the area. According to Semiu, a shop owner around the spot of the incident, the pastor began to read the Bible on sighting the mad man, while he moved closer to him and laid the hand on his head. “At a point, there was a hot argument between the duo, which made the pastor to raise his voice as he was offering a deliverance prayer for Tunde, the mad man. The hot prayer lasted for over 15 minutes before another strange drama began,” Semiu told the Nigerian Tribune. Speaking further, another witness, an okada rider, said at a point, the mad man removed the pastor’s hand from his head, adding that “suddenly, a strange spirit got hold of the pastor and he began to remove his cloth. He was naked and laid flat on the ground, speaking a strange language, with foam oozing out of his mouth.” The mad man, it was gathered, initially left him in this position and sat at some distance away from the pastor, before the duo later sat closer to each other, while onlookers watched the strange drama. The pastor remained in state of insanity until the Nigerian Tribune left the scene of the incident.

After five rounds, she still asks for more —Husband (He can’t perform well in bed —Wife)

An office assistant, Mrs Grace Oguche-Madu, has urged an Agege Customary Court in Lagos State, to dissolve her seven-year-old marriage over alleged inability of her husband to satisfy her sexually. Twenty-four-year-old Grace, who resides at No. 6, Church Street., Bariga, Lagos State, also alleged that her husband, Maxwell Madu, 40, is not man enough to impregnate a woman.’ “Since I got married to him, I have not enjoyed sex; he does not perform well in bed. “It was by grace that we had our only child,” she said. Grace also accused her husband of maltreating her, adding that he had not been providing for his family. “Anytime I return from work, he accuses me of lateness and calls me a prostitute. “Since he became jobless, I have shouldered the responsibilities of providing clothes and food and paying our child’s school fees. “There is no point managing the marriage; I want the court to dissolve the union and grant me the custody of our child,” she said. In his response, Maxwell, a businessman, said that since he lost his job, his wife had taken to adultery. “She is never satisfied in bed, even if we go five rounds, she will still ask for more. “My wife keeps late nights, flirts around with different men and, at times, does not come home after work,’’ he said. Maxwell said, however, that he was willing to live with Grace, if she could change her behaviour. The court president, Mr Emmanuel Sokunle directed both parties to maintain the peace, and adjourned the case to June 11, for judgment.

HOW GREED MADE ME LOST EVERYTHING

Greediness is like a poison it kills faster before you realize it.This is exactly what happened to me couple of days back.i have a boyfriend that takes good care of me very well,though he is not that wealthy at least he was doing fine with the little he earns.All of a sudden i decided to step up the ladder by following richer men. Luck however ran out of me; when the guy i went out with told me he will pay me 20k for night,i was excited not knowing i was in a for a biggest shock of life.After the night he gave me 2k,i thought he was joking after what he did to me throughout the night he will not try such a thing.I confronted him to complete my money before i called the police,his reply was a heavy blow on my forehead before i woke up it was an hour latter.the guy is no where to be found instead of me to collect the 2k and go home to start counting my losses i wanted to tell him i can deal with him.now my boyfriend don't need me any longer what should i do? no insult please i don fork up already just your kind advice

Lesbian Prostitution now big business in Lagos

Beautiful girls, rich women, money, expensive cars, strip clubs, luxurious hotels —the secret sex trade, exclusive only to women, is now big business in Lagos State, southwest Nigeria, Like in a secret cult, only the initiated understand its cryptic language, esoteric ways, sexual benefits and financial rewards. For those involved in the bizarre trade, it was discovered during investigation in Lagos Mainland and Island, lesbianism is not new. Most sex workers with secondary school education agreed that their involvement in the salacious act dates back to their boarding school days when they were initiated by older girls. Back then, it was just casual sex by girls in their puberty. Today, lesbianism has become a trade, a big but hidden business in the Lagos metropolis. Dozens of prostitutes informally interviewed during this investigation gave a rare insight into the usually hermetic world of lesbianism in Lagos and the trade now associated with it. The youngest lesbian prostitute P.M.NEWS met for this article was 16 years old. Most of them were in their early 20s. Many get involved through seduction. Some are influenced or initiated by friends who are already in the sex trade and have contacts and connections in high places , where women are ready to exchange cash for pleasure. “I was introduced to lesbianism when I was in secondary school. I was in a boarding school in Benin, EDO STATE” says one of the lesbian prostitutes who introduced P.M.NEWS team into the strange world of lesbian prostitution in Nigeria’s most populous city. Now a student at the University of Ado Ekiti, the Edo State indigene, shuttles between campus and clubs, hotel rooms or sleek houses in Lagos most weekends to have sex with rich women. “I have to be in Lagos on weekends because that’s where the business pays well. Sometimes, I travel to Port Harcourt, but most times, I come Lagos. “I already know how it works here in Lagos. I have a lot of contacts in the strip clubs and I have a lot girls who are into the business and they refer women to me. But it is better to meet the woman yourself because if she is rich, the other girl will not refer you to her, she will take her herself,” she says. During an outing in Lagos four weeks ago, she remembered with nostalgia, how a rich man once approached her for his shy wife and paid her big money. “She was shy, she told me. She wanted a girl that night but she could not come to the strip club and her husband picked me for her. “The husband left us in the room upstairs. He was having some drinks downstairs and watching TV. He later came when we were almost done and gave her a peck. He asked her if I was good. She didn’t answer. She just gave him a peck and smiled,” she said. She admitted that sometimes, she services men, but added, “It’s better to do it with a girl. She knows how to make you come and she cannot transmit diseases to you.” There are also risks, she admitted. She remembered how she was approached by “one rich woman with a British accent. “I agreed to follow her. However, when we got home, there were two other ladies waiting for me. She did not tell me I would be having sex with three women. But I had no choice. I was already there and I did it. I just renegotiated the amount,” she said. This new trend of prostitution is fast spreading among teenagers, but is not restricted to them. The high and mighty in the society are involved. Other less fortunate in life are also involved in their level. Tribe or religion is no barrier. P.M.NEWS was introduced to some lesbian prostitutes who claimed to be Muslims and others said they are Christians. There were also others, who perhaps, due to the effect of alcohol, did not know which religion they practice. Unlike the ordinary sex trade between men and women, those involved in the trade said they do not stand by the roadside to meet patrons. Patrons and sex workers usually meet in some of the strip clubs in Lagos, exchange contacts or leave straightaway for their escapades. Rich women are involved mainly for pleasure while the workers are in it for money. “It’s about connection. One person introduces “one person to another and it goes round. They are able to identify themselves through compliments like;oh! I love your legs. You have sweet b00bs. You look beautiful,’” another lesbian prostitute told P.M.NEWS in a strip club during the investigation. She added: “They also wink and look seductively at you. If they get a good response from you, then they know they are with the right person.” She says some possess a high level of courage. “They can walk up to any lady they find attractive as long as the environment is safe for them.” Other prostitutes argued that society women in Lagos who are involved in the trade are very caring. “Especially if they find you interesting, in the sense that if you are able to make them reach orgasm. They will give you a special treatment such as take you for shopping and keep you as partner even after sex. They can then buy you a car or rent you an apartment,” one of the sex workers said, echoing what was heard from others in their business. The payment for services rendered is determined by quality service offered by the prostitute. “It could be sucking their private part or the ability to creatively use your hands to please them,” a sex worker said. The excellent use of vibrators and a good massage can put one worker at an advantage position. The fees start from N15000 a night and can reach N100,000 in some cases. The amount dwarfs by far what is paid by men, which starts from N1000 or N2000 depending on the area. The ghettos are no exception to the trade but the price is relatively poor, it was discovered. It varies between N2000 and N5000. One sex worker explained that even though the trade is based on connections and recommendations, there are special places where it is easy to get hooked with lesbians. Beauty salon, luxurious hotels, swimming pools and expensive shopping malls were mentioned. Married women are also involved. They woo girls in need of money, including their friends’ daughters. Married women in the trade claim that their husbands are either not good enough in bed or too busy to attend to their sexual needs. “They tell me their husbands do not satisfy them or are too busy and they can’t cheat with another man without being suspected,” a worker told P.M.NEWS. “The good thing about it is that men cannot suspect them. Any woman can hang out with them and men are not bothered,” a sex worker said. Some women, the prostitute explained, invite two girls to satisfy them. The root of this new dimension of prostitution can be traced to “only-girls” boarding schools. Young innocent girls in such schools are lured into the act by older girls, most time through bullying. During this investigation, our correspondents interviewed dozens of sex workers mainly at strip clubs and attended a get together by lesbians and bi-sexuals

Teacher Caught Having Sex With Student In Class

This is becoming unbearable. A reader just brought my attention to this. What on earth!. Students are meant to go to school to study. Their teachers are meant to teach them, and what do we have these days? Teachers sexually abusing their students, this is so so sad. The other day, it was a video of an 11years old girl and a younger boy. Do mothers come online at all? How long will this continue? When will the right authority act fast on this? This and many more questions are waiting for reply. We will update you soon as we can on any info we get on this. I really hope this didn’t happen in Nigeria, but then if it was Ghana nko? Isn’t it still a country? Aren’t we all humans? Someone act up o… Click to see pic...

STRIPED NAKED FOR INDECENT DRESSING

This lady was very lucky for been rescued from the hands of angry mob who stripe her naked for indecent dressing, these security officers came to her rescue when her clothes was removed completely.And also she should go and do thanksgiving because it happened in a public place not a hidden place she would have coursed the day she was born.